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The summer of 2003 marked the beginning of the Punk Rock trio "Back From Rehab," and also claimed the end, later that year. But after the last show, the sickly fat guy whom we call Nate, lost all reason for life. Long story short: They all said "fuck it, lets do it again." So, here they are, despite all the bullshit. Back From Rehab returns! The meaning of our name is basically put like this, thanks to Alex: "Punk rock is technically not only a musical artform, but it was also rooted in politics and fuckign up the system...lately all peopel have been seeing "punk rock" as a trendy non-meaningful pop music (as seen on MTV). "Back from Rehab" sounds like punk rock was sent away for a time and is back to bring back the real roots of what punk is all about."
The Rehabilitated:
Name: Nathan/Nate/Fatty D.O.B: January 7, 1988 Rehab duty: Yelping/Hitting the six string.
Equipment: Frankenstein guitar with cheap BcRich body and neck, with custom pickups. Fender Strat with Fender American Vintage pickups and shitty squier neck. Peavey/Mesa-Boogie vintage custom all-tube head. Crate 2x12 cabinet with Madison speakers.
Interests: Reading: Chomsky, Zinn, Moore, Franken and more!, eating (veggies of course!), listening to music/playing music, writing, watching documentaries.
Penis size: 5 inches flacid, 6 1/2 hard...and that's around ladies!
Influenced by (in no particular order): Fat Mike and NOFX, Joey Cape and Lagwagon, Jesse Michaels and CommonRider, Noam Chomsky, Alex Morgan, Alex Casas-Ornelas, Danny Johnson, Valeria Kirkbride, Heather, Dustin and the whole Culp family, Hannah Partlow, GLAAD, My father Kenneth Richard Beyersdorf II, Homeless and the Mundays, Jake and Peters Holiday, Propagandhi, Jello Biafra, Morrissey and The Smiths, Goldfinger, Punkvoter, Michael Moore, Al Franken, Green peace, Tony and NoUseForAName, Pennywise, RiseAgainst, Line of Fire, Fusty Luggs, Victoria Casas, Danny's Mother and Father, BillieJoe and Greenday, Suicide Machines, SNFU, Guttermouth, Uncle Dax and Aunt Christina Decelle and the lil girls, Nick-Nolan-Hannah Beyersdorf, Earthworm Jim videogames, action figures, TV show, and everything, Rocko's Modern Life, Q.T. movies (kill bill 2 is gunna be the shit), and many more...let me know if I forgot any Alex.
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Name: Alex/Chu Chi/LittleBitch
D.O.B: March 1988
Rehab duty: Smacking the four string/back-up groans/fondling scrotum
Equipment: Fender Precision Bass. Behringer UltraBass 120w amp. ANd all that good stuff.
Interests: Music, Punk Rock, Jimmy Jimmys, STDs, eating (veggies also), writing, drawing, running amok, being an ass, and friends.
Influences: The Offspring, Pennywise, Mr. Chi Pig and SNFU, Tod the rod and Propagandhi, Side Out, Bleak Anthem, Agent Orange, Suicidal Tendencies, Turbo ACs, Guttermouth, Operation Ivy, Common Rider, Nekromantix, Tiger Army, The Deviates, 88 Fingers Louie, Mustard Plug, The Queers, Voodoo Glow Skulls, NOFX, Jello Biafra and Dead Kennedys, The Ramones, Authority Zer0,Zeke, Rise Against, The Scarred, Thought Riot, One Hit Wonder, Knockout Pills, Bouncing Souls, Zebrahead, The Damned, The Weakerthans, Eastern Youth, Anti-flag, Death by Stereo, 1208, 12 Step Rebels, ThrowRag, Fugazi, The Adolescents, The Cramps, Seaweed, The Rainman Suite, Nerf Herder, Turbonegro, Ignite, Sick Of It All, Union 13, Goldfinger, The Hunns, Descendants, Bad Religion, The Living End, The Unseen, The Dwarves, The Explosion, U.S. Bombs, Millencolin, Swingin' Utters, CKY, Pulley, The Matches, H2O, Sage Francis, HorrorPops, Atom and his Package
Penis size: 7 inches....from the outside!
Name: Danny/The Johnson
D.O.B: In June of 1987
Rehab duty: Beating the six piece
Equipment: Pearl Export Select set with a nice lil' brass piccolo snare, a zildjian custom china, sabian everything else...except that ping ride and fucking splash are also zildjian biotch. Lp cowbells and that double bass Iron cobra motherfuckers!
Interests: Alyssa, eating (meat asshole!), music (all kinds!), movies, friends, Alyssa, ponies, butterflies, feces, rainbows, brown pootang, dick, Alyssa, sausages, corned beef, Alyssa.
Influences: Neil Peart, Mike Portnoy, Carter Beauford, Alyssa, Stewart Copeland, Josh Freese, Carl Palmer, Alyssa, John Bonham, Keith Moon, Bill Ward, Bill Bruford, Alyssa, Dave Grohl, Alex Van Halen, Alyssa, Danny Carey, Walfredo de los Reyes Jr, and Alyssa!
Penis size: Good enough for me AND Alyssa.
We would like to thank...
Mr. Johnson for putting up with our shit, Victoria Casas for the rides and support, Homeless and The Mundays, Jake and Peters Holiday, Assume The Worst, Flood The gallows, Vinnie and the jets, Valeria Kirkbride, Alex Morgan, The cool pizza guy who gave us our name, the power of music, PETA2, GLAAD, and more soon.
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